I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute guy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn boy that’s the way to do it
I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.
"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.
If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices